1. It’s been a very long week and it’s still not Friday.

2. What am I doing here and why am I awake?

3. I’m never leaving this bed, human.

4. All I need is a hug and a nap right now.

5. Yes, mommy, I am listening to you. Kind of.

6. Don’t speak to me until Friday evening, thank you.

7. If you think light is going to stop me from sleeping, you’ve got another thing coming.

8. Nope, the vacuum cleaner won’t keep me awake.

9. Bed is definitely where I belong.

10. So, what if it’s 2 PM? I’m so, so tired.