Before you completely forget about your dog so you can get ready for your Valentine’s dinner, take your friend on a date. Brush their teeth and clean them up, and let them have some doggie fun.
1. I would kiss you back, but they are watching.
2. Where’s that bottle to spin?
3. He thinks she should go home with him, but the lady is terrified.
4. I’m just gonna smoothly run away from her. Maybe she won’t notice.
5. This is the last blind date in my life.
6. Honeymoon phase, obviously.
7. Disturbing.
8. And then, she was like, OMG…
9. This escalated quickly.
10. Am I doing it right?
