This dog really doesn’t care how quickly he reaches his destination, as long as he is not the one doing the walking. As long as he is not using his own legs, he is perfectly content to be going 0.000008 mph.

And we respect that.

Plus it seems that this turtle (tortoise?) is a very comfortable mode of transportation – it does not jerk, it does not waddle, it does not shake.

The only problem with it is its speed.