1. There is no way we are leaving bed today

2. I am never getting up

3. Nothing has ever been this fun

4. I don’t even care if you’re watching me

5. I’m not ready to wake up

6. Just five more minutes

7. Human, would you really wake us up?

8. Waking up just isn’t an option today

9. Yes, human, you have my undivided attention

10. What do you mean I have to get up?

11. Went out. Nothing to do there.

12. Fooled me once. Not gonna happen again!

13. There’s nothing wrong with staying in bed all day

14. Besides, we need our beauty sleep

15. Talk soon, human. It’s nap time!